Everything you need to know about shipping, returns, privacy, and more — because even satire ships in 2–3 business days.
All products are print-on-demand — each item is made-to-order after you place your order. Please allow 2–5 business days for production before shipping.
For full details, see our official Shipping Policy →
We ship worldwide. International shipping rates and estimated delivery times are displayed at checkout. Customers are responsible for any customs duties, taxes, or import fees charged by their country.
International transit typically takes 7–14 business days after fulfillment, though delays at customs can extend this timeline.
Once your order ships, you'll receive a tracking number by email. If you haven't received a tracking email within 7 business days of placing your order, check your spam folder or contact us below.
Tracking links are provided by the carrier and may take up to 24 hours to activate.
We do accept returns and replacements for:
Claims must be submitted within 30 days of delivery. Please contact us with your order number and a photo of the issue.
To request a return or replacement:
Approved replacements are re-printed and re-shipped at no cost. Refunds are issued to the original payment method and may take 5–10 business days to appear.
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By accessing or purchasing from Diaper Diplomacy, you agree to these terms:
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All artwork, copy, and creative content on Diaper Diplomacy is original satire and the intellectual property of Diaper Diplomacy LLC. All AI-generated imagery is produced exclusively for this brand.
Unauthorized reproduction, redistribution, or commercial use of our content without written permission is prohibited.
No! Every image is AI-generated satire — we've used AI tools to create stylized baby versions of public figures. These are works of political parody and do not represent real photographs.
Absolutely! We take requests. Use the link below to submit your suggestion — most requested politicians get added to the collection within a few weeks. 🍼
Yes — proudly. We roast everyone equally. Republicans, Democrats, world leaders, founding fathers, public figures — no politician is safe. We're here for the politically exhausted, regardless of party.
Our current lineup includes coffee mugs, t-shirts, hoodies, stickers, refrigerator magnets, phone cases, mouse pads, puzzles, and calendars — all featuring our AI-generated baby politician artwork. New products added regularly.
Don't see your favorite (or least favorite) politician in our collection? Submit a request and we'll add them to our ever-growing roster. Every suggestion is reviewed — most popular requests get fast-tracked. Equal-opportunity roasting guaranteed.
🍼 Submit a Request →