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Everything you need to know about shipping, returns, privacy, and more — because even satire ships in 2–3 business days.

🚚 Shipping
Free shipping on all US orders $50+. Under $50 ships for a flat $5.99. Arrives in 2–3 business days after fulfillment.

All products are print-on-demand — each item is made-to-order after you place your order. Please allow 2–5 business days for production before shipping.

  • Standard (US): 2–3 business days after fulfillment · $5.99 / Free on $50+
  • International: 7–14 business days after fulfillment · Rates calculated at checkout

For full details, see our official Shipping Policy →

We ship worldwide. International shipping rates and estimated delivery times are displayed at checkout. Customers are responsible for any customs duties, taxes, or import fees charged by their country.

International transit typically takes 7–14 business days after fulfillment, though delays at customs can extend this timeline.

Once your order ships, you'll receive a tracking number by email. If you haven't received a tracking email within 7 business days of placing your order, check your spam folder or contact us below.

Tracking links are provided by the carrier and may take up to 24 hours to activate.

🔄 Returns & Exchanges
Because our products are made-to-order specifically for you, we cannot accept returns for buyer's remorse or sizing errors.

We do accept returns and replacements for:

  • Items that arrive damaged or defective
  • Items with a print quality issue (blurry, misaligned, or incorrect print)
  • Items that are incorrect (wrong item shipped)

Claims must be submitted within 30 days of delivery. Please contact us with your order number and a photo of the issue.

To request a return or replacement:

  • Email us at Diaperdiplomacy@gmail.com
  • Include your order number and a clear photo of the issue
  • We'll respond within 2 business days

Approved replacements are re-printed and re-shipped at no cost. Refunds are issued to the original payment method and may take 5–10 business days to appear.

🔒 Privacy Policy

When you place an order or browse the site, we may collect:

  • Name, email address, shipping address
  • Payment information (processed securely by Shopify — we do not store card details)
  • Browsing behavior on our site (anonymized analytics)
  • Email address if you subscribe to our newsletter

We use your information only to:

  • Process and fulfill your orders
  • Send order confirmations and shipping updates
  • Respond to customer service inquiries
  • Send marketing emails (only if you opted in — unsubscribe any time)

We do not sell your personal data to third parties. Our full privacy policy is available on Shopify: view full Privacy Policy →

Our site uses essential cookies to maintain your shopping cart and session. We may also use analytics tools to understand site traffic. You can disable non-essential cookies in your browser settings.

📜 Terms of Service

By accessing or purchasing from Diaper Diplomacy, you agree to these terms:

  • All content on this site is political satire and parody. No product represents an actual endorsement by or affiliation with any public figure.
  • Products are sold for personal, non-commercial use unless otherwise agreed.
  • You must be 18 or older to purchase.
  • We reserve the right to cancel any order at our discretion.

Full terms available at: view full Terms of Service →

All artwork, copy, and creative content on Diaper Diplomacy is original satire and the intellectual property of Diaper Diplomacy LLC. All AI-generated imagery is produced exclusively for this brand.

Unauthorized reproduction, redistribution, or commercial use of our content without written permission is prohibited.

❓ FAQ

No! Every image is AI-generated satire — we've used AI tools to create stylized baby versions of public figures. These are works of political parody and do not represent real photographs.

Absolutely! We take requests. Use the link below to submit your suggestion — most requested politicians get added to the collection within a few weeks. 🍼

🍼 Request a Baby Politician →

Yes — proudly. We roast everyone equally. Republicans, Democrats, world leaders, founding fathers, public figures — no politician is safe. We're here for the politically exhausted, regardless of party.

Our current lineup includes coffee mugs, t-shirts, hoodies, stickers, refrigerator magnets, phone cases, mouse pads, puzzles, and calendars — all featuring our AI-generated baby politician artwork. New products added regularly.

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🍼 Request a Baby Politician

Don't see your favorite (or least favorite) politician in our collection? Submit a request and we'll add them to our ever-growing roster. Every suggestion is reviewed — most popular requests get fast-tracked. Equal-opportunity roasting guaranteed.

🍼 Submit a Request →